goober snatch

a girl whose puss leaves "boogers" on you after sex.

man, she knew how to work it, but she had a goober snatch.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

Satchmo

The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.

Steve: "Are you still with Jen?"
Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa."
**See also Satchmoes

by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004

SATCHMOES

The politically-correct way of insulting multiple persons implying that the insultee(s) are morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser(s) with personalities to match.

Person 1: "You see that table of people from highschool over there?"
You: "Yea, what a bunch of Satchmoes."

by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004

Snatch Handle

another word for a penis.

That man showed me his Snatch Handle, it was the biggest one i've ever seen.

by KillerBigRay17 January 15, 2009

snatch hatch

refers to womens trousers or to womens panties.

Can also be used as a friendly reference to other girlfriends.

"I'd like to get into her snatch hatch!"

"Whassup snatch hatches!?"

by Rick Vigorous January 23, 2009

Chicken-Scratch/Blow in Snatch

A finishing move during oral sex, preferably a 69'er, which requires the male to excessively scratch the clitoris of the female, until the surface is rather shiny and painful to touch. The scratching should be performed in 10 second intervals at 300SPM, followed by recovery touches to see if pain is evident in the female; the touch should last 1/2 a second max.
Once a satisfiable level of pain is reached, the male quickly rotates 180 degrees, inserts his penis in the vagina of the female and blows.

Sandra: Ohh yeah
Harry: You like that when i scratch your clit
Sandra: Yeahhhaha..ahhh.. wtf are you doing!!! :@
Harry: Giving you a chicken-scratch/blow in snatch
Sandra: Are you kidding me, stop that shit right now or its over!!
Harry: Okay sorry.. (Looks at ceiling in reflection) Goodnight hun (:
Sandra: You shut the fuck up!

by Smoigen June 15, 2011

Smitch

A small amount of ejaculate (human, male sperm), that is lost on one's person. As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.

As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.

by binkydyr May 7, 2009