screaming yips

noun: a condition, in which a person or animal spontaneously lurches into spasmodic movements consistent with a baby calf which appears to be kicking with its hind legs at a swarm of flies which aren't there; vocalization that is sharp and loud accompanies this action. The duration of this condition is seconds to minutes.

One teacher: "How are your kids today?"
Other teacher answers: "Shit, man, they've got the screaming yips. I'm about to lose my shit!"
First teacher, "Holy Jesus on a Stick, I have them next period!"

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

screwed

n. basicly Fucked.
v. "same as obove"

"Oh yeah, He's screwed..."

by CS December 24, 2002

Screaming Seagull

The noise your girlfriend makes after you pull out, stick your penis in the sand, and then repenetrate.

My girlfriend and I went to the beach yesturday and I gave her a screaming seagull.

by Rack City January 2, 2012

Screwn

When you screw something up to throw away..... But in past tense.....

No I screwn it up

by oni rosco September 2, 2010

we're screwed

This is a term stating that a group of people are f****d up to the max.

Crip, we're screwed.

by I am Generic March 6, 2017

The roseville screamer

when having missionary sex with a girl, you stop mid thrust and violently scream in her face. then keep going like nothing happened.

Brandon: did you get with your slam piece last night?
Jake: yeah dude i pulled the roseville screamer on her
Brandon: haha nice dude
Jake: yeah she did it back.. it was weird.

by thevillesfinest March 16, 2011

turning screws

Refers to working in a ski shop and is derived from adjusting and mounting ski bindings. Turning screws also includes the work a person does in a snowboard shop as well.

I'm turning screws in a ski shop at the base of Okemo and I scored a season pass too!

by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010