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Jolly Santa

A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.
After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013
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santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.
Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?
by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009
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Santa Fe Packing Company

A brand of salsa that has an anthropomorphic cactus.
Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.
by Wendysfg August 26, 2023
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Secret Santa

When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got
If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him
by LoliMadeThisNow December 12, 2017
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Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!
by Bendy D January 12, 2023
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Santa Clarita

A city in Southern California that can be described as: boring, bland, racist, Karenish, and Nowadays full of crime. Obviously, known for Six Flags Magic Mountain. This city has gone downhill after Covid pandemic. Crime has drastically increased. I mean just look at some of the stories on the instagram page, Whatsupscv. Santa Clarita is also know to be super boring, bland, racist, and Karenish. Over the years, Santa Clarita has become more diverse. As for the racist people who exist in this city, it’s mostly the lower class blue collar white people. They mostly drive lifted trucks and sometimes rep a confederate flag on their vehicles. Mostly garbage white people. Some of these white people you encounter may give vibes of the racial slur/term, “WHITE TRASH.” These low life white trash people are just bitter and jealous they have to downplay or look down on other minorities/races and believe white people are superior. Some of them can be white supremacists. Just remember most racist people especially, “white trash people,” are dumb, unsophisticated, and unintelligent. Meaning these white people are the low tier certified dumb asses who probably couldn’t graduate from COC, the community college in Santa Clarita because they are too dumb to get an AA degree. So, they probably work for a shitty blue collar job for their uncle or some garbage company. Besides that, there’s also a bunch of Karen’s that live here. Most of them are just generic average looking chicks.
Oh, Santa Clarita. A city that has always been known to be boring, bland, racist, and full of Karen’s nowadays. Now a city that is also full of waaay more crime and tons of businesses/restaurants have shut down since 2019-2023. This city always regresses and becomes worse every year. Maybe, one day Santa Clarita will improve for the better? No wonder people end up moving or going to LA/OC/SD area on the weekends because the city isn’t really entertaining besides Six flags Magic Mountain.
by anonymous January 20, 2024
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