dope salad 

1. a very fuckable girl (basically the combination of dope and salad amplifies their shared meaning)

2. anything totally shibby

(variations: dope casserole, dope souffle, dope a la mode)

"dude i can't believe you didn't tap dat ass! she is DOPE SALAD!"
"whatever man, i just wanted to kiss the small of her back."
"at least you shoulda given her a little dickle. weak sauce!"

dope salad by Tim October 22, 2004

air tossed salad 

When person A covers person B's mouth with their anus and person B blows into person A's anus.

Alvin gave Geeno an air tossed salad when he sat on his face the other day.

air tossed salad by Marlon1234 July 15, 2006

Tossing a tuna salad 

Eating out a girl's asshole and pussy at the same time.

Step by step instructions to tossing a tuna salad: First you get your girl in position like you normally would to eat out her asshole, with her on her hands and knees with her head down, back arched and her butt in the air. But instead of sticking your tongue directly into her asshole, you stick your tongue in her pussy and lick up her clit, up her choda and then into her butthole. Go back down and repeat (many, many, MANY, times.) Then try reverse, this time with your tongue wiggling all the way down. Then go free-style wildly licking, sucking and kissing crazy all over the place, ensuring her tuna salad is utterly and thoroughly tossed!

Tossing a tuna salad by Mmm Mmm Ass July 13, 2010

Dirty Pepper Salad 

To attempt a Dirty Pepper Salad one needs to have a "dirty girl", a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, and an appetite for anal destruction.

First you need to apply the Tabasco Sauce to the dirty girls asshole (its best for the girl to be drunk at this point to avoid a violent struggle). After the Tabasco Sauce is applied liberally, go to town tossing that Dirty Pepper Salad.

Caution: Do not go near a Dirty Pepper Salad with your wiener, if wiener contact is unavoidable, don't be a fool wrap your tool.

The Dirty Pepper Salad has also been called the "Spicy Brown Eye" and in China it has been called "General Tso's Dirty Nephew".

Mary: "Why do you have that Tabasco Sauce?"

Buck: "I like my Dirty Pepper Salad nice and HOT!"

Dirty Pepper Salad by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011

is cereal a salad

When you want to be healthy, and make proper decisions go with a healthy salad, with a bit of sugar! Cereal is small like a salad and fits in a bowl, and if you want some dressing go with some nice refreshing milk!!!

Is cereal a salad?,Yes! Yes cereal is a salad!

is cereal a salad by Josmeg17 September 21, 2017

Klingon Salad 

When one person is getting his/her ass eaten (tossed salad)the eater dislodges pieces of toilet paper (Klingons) from the eatee's ass.

Lisa is likely to suggest a quick swim before sex to avoid another Klingon Salad.

Klingon Salad by Joe Wille August 8, 2006

indonesian fried chicken salad

a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.

" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."

indonesian fried chicken salad by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009