high speed pursuit

(Noun)

The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.

Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(

by SnatchSmasher March 22, 2016

Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

Speed Bag the Pickle

Act of male masterbation

Looking at those big tits makes me want to speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Speed bagging

The act of two women embracing ex hugging or scissoring and their clits randomly touch, bouncing of each other, resembling the sound of punching a speed bag

When Tina hugged Sue their clits were speed bagging so much it sounded like someone kicked the spring door stop!

by Cronus29 June 29, 2024

speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

High speed projectile Launcher

Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!

Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?

Kids: yeah!

by The TRUE waynesboro tn redneck October 6, 2022