Sloppy Marcia

Anal sex which is highly lubricated and messy which can include a mixture of Astroglide and fecal matter.

I feel really sorry for the hotel maid who had to clean the sheets after me and Susan's sloppy marcia.

by Dementia Douche October 07, 2018

sloppy bird

someone who eats microwave diarrhea

"that sloppy bird smells like microwave diarrhea"

by microurban February 09, 2012

Sloppy joe

When you do anal and you have poop all up on yo dick and you put it innetween a middle aged woman's breast

Jacobs mom got sloppy joed by Tate after a long night in the fields

by Sxfvhnk1100 March 25, 2016

Sloppy Joe

Where you shit in your partner ass, then you eat it out. Like you are eating a sloppy Joe in-between two buns.

I eat the shit out of her ass... My shit. That sloppy Joe was good.

by thescooter0808 January 02, 2015

sloppy gillapi

when one disposes fecal matter into a cup and smears it onto another persons mouth.

"I'm about to give you a sloppy gillapi."
"Remember that time they gave that kid with the long blond hair a sloppy gillapi at that party after he got that carrot shoved up his ass, that was so funny."

by Dave Gregerson April 18, 2008

sloppy flowerpot

The act of pooping on a girls vagina during her period cycle than watering it down with a good piss

Your a good gardener girl. Do you want to to come over later and I can give you a sloppy flowerpot

by Buckfucker May 09, 2015

sloppy joe

When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex

"Guess what!"
"What?"
"I fucked your mum!"
"ewww"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"

by mehling August 28, 2012