Shrimpy

A phrase for usually a cracker with a baby dick equal to the size of a tic tac

He pulled down his pants and I saw his shrimpy

by Killex413/Ghost November 1, 2017

shrimpolo

A guy who lives in Arizona and plays with his dick and cries

Man what a shrimpolo

by 0101fuckoff May 8, 2018

Shrimpy

An individual who is involuntarily celibate and, as a result of not having sex, his penis has shrivelled to the size and shape of a shrimp.

Only applies to those with poor understanding of biology, who believe that women who have sex will somehow have genitalia with the appearance of roast beef.

Seriously, what is up with that guy constantly calling us sluts and roasties?

Ignore him, he's just a shrimpy.

by Fiis January 22, 2020

Shrimpin

Shrimpin means when you just be shrimpin u know?

Man, I just be shrimpin

by BigShrimpin March 28, 2020

Shrimpy

A small penis

David has a Shrimpy

by Amanwhoisfunny July 17, 2020

Shrimpified

Shrimpified the act of being turned into a Shrimp

I want to be Shrimpified

by Sw33t-_-blaze January 15, 2021

shrumpkin

formed from "blumpkin" except additionally tripping on shrooms while recieving head and taking a shit.

"dude i picked up some shrompers friday." "was it sick?" "totally, then sally gave me a shrumpkin!" "fuckin crazy!"

by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010