by Blacky Chan May 05, 2009
A term used by women to describe the "perfect boyfriend." Refers to the character portrayed by Michael Schoeffling in the quintessential 1980's teen movie "Sixteen Candles". Women swoon over this idealized composite of the "perfect guy" but deep down know that one guy cannot possibly possess all of the qualities displayed onscreen by this actor: good looks, wealthy, courteous and respectful to privacy issues (as in where he picks up the "sex test" dropped by Molly Ringwald's character Samantha in which she reveals she wants to do 'it' with Jake; come on, most teen guys would be showing that thing off as a trophy and poor Samantha's psyche would be crushed.)
Only onscreen would a perfect-looking guy dump his super-sexy, shapely girlfriend for a skinny, gawky, freckled younger redheaded woman, who although smart, isn't exactly a head-turner. Yet women idealize Jake Ryan and all he stands for; for them he is their Holy Grail on two legs. Rich, kind, considerate, polite to parents, not a bully, even rescues her from a horrific wedding only to surprise her with a birthday cake for a birthday everyone forgot. Oh, and did I mention that he loves her as much as she loves him?
Thankfully for us there's movies...where we can lose ourselves in fantasy...if only for a while. Even my wife thinks that "Jake Ryan" is the perfect guy.....and that's ok. I always thought that the sister who was getting married in the film, Ginny Baker (played by Blanche Baker) was pretty hot....
Only onscreen would a perfect-looking guy dump his super-sexy, shapely girlfriend for a skinny, gawky, freckled younger redheaded woman, who although smart, isn't exactly a head-turner. Yet women idealize Jake Ryan and all he stands for; for them he is their Holy Grail on two legs. Rich, kind, considerate, polite to parents, not a bully, even rescues her from a horrific wedding only to surprise her with a birthday cake for a birthday everyone forgot. Oh, and did I mention that he loves her as much as she loves him?
Thankfully for us there's movies...where we can lose ourselves in fantasy...if only for a while. Even my wife thinks that "Jake Ryan" is the perfect guy.....and that's ok. I always thought that the sister who was getting married in the film, Ginny Baker (played by Blanche Baker) was pretty hot....
Girl # 1: Oh my God! Look at him, he's so....so...
Girl # 2: He's totally Jake Ryan!
Girl # 1: Yes! (cries)
Girl # 2: He's totally Jake Ryan!
Girl # 1: Yes! (cries)
by Capt. Eric Finlander October 17, 2005
A character from the hit tv show 'the oc'. His real name is Benjamin Mckenzie who plays an outsider from Chino who is adopted by a rich family.
by shanti96 December 07, 2005
Well Ryan Biggs is the type of guy who walks around school thinking he's muscular and tough. He plays some sort of sport and despite his last name is actually really short. He doesn't get any pussy and is obsessed with his mother.
Ryan Biggs is a pussy
by Ryan smells February 19, 2016
by NiggaBob February 14, 2013
Hottest man in existence, He turned me gay and turns me on. I would sell my soul to get a single hair from his armpits. He is the love of my life and I want him to beat me.
I would kill myself for Ryan Renolds.
by Steepleton April 28, 2022
Ryan swaze is a close relative to the man himself icejjfish but despite his relation to one of the most talented rappers of our generation Ryan Has made a name for himself as GQ's sexiest man alive and he also was voted the sexiest man alive for 6 years running he has accomplished all this through his strong jawline .
He has also turned down multiple offers to join the nba because he wants to focus on his modelling career as a GQ mon
He has also turned down multiple offers to join the nba because he wants to focus on his modelling career as a GQ mon
by Ryan swaze the sex god April 12, 2019