1 definition by notsovirginwadewilson
1996 MTV Best Kiss Nominee Ryan Reynolds, a cocky-ass mf who likes to burn everyone (including his wife and kids) with pure sarcastic one-liners, a savage man.
2010's Sexiest Man Alive.
Full name, Ryan Rodney Reynolds. Youngest sibling of the family, born on October 23 of 1976, in Vancouver, British Columbia.
The guy who played the god above all, Wade Wilson a.k.a Deadpool.
A DILF.
GQ Man of the Year.
One of Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People.
King of Twitter and sarcasm.
Owns the Aviation Gin company.
Loves Soju and Korean Pancakes.
Love/hates Hugh Jackman.
Hates Green Lantern, bc that was shit. Dropped bombs.
And the guy who's going to save the Marvel Universe.
2010's Sexiest Man Alive.
Full name, Ryan Rodney Reynolds. Youngest sibling of the family, born on October 23 of 1976, in Vancouver, British Columbia.
The guy who played the god above all, Wade Wilson a.k.a Deadpool.
A DILF.
GQ Man of the Year.
One of Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People.
King of Twitter and sarcasm.
Owns the Aviation Gin company.
Loves Soju and Korean Pancakes.
Love/hates Hugh Jackman.
Hates Green Lantern, bc that was shit. Dropped bombs.
And the guy who's going to save the Marvel Universe.
Person 1: Ryan Reynolds a goddamn great guy, right?
Person 2: Dude, I would totally go down on him.
Person 1: Isn't that a homo thing?
Person 2: Stop being homophobic. Who knows? I'll do everything for that DILF.
Person 2: Dude, I would totally go down on him.
Person 1: Isn't that a homo thing?
Person 2: Stop being homophobic. Who knows? I'll do everything for that DILF.
by notsovirginwadewilson December 9, 2018