British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.
fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!
fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!
Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!
Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
by simple.funny.hyper.crazy March 18, 2009
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A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock
Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister "
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
by Pedohunter420 November 26, 2019
Get the Robert mug.A badass Ex. Navy Seal who had 54 confirmed kills in Vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the Seals. He could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. When he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was "Mister Rogers Neighborhood."
by ddat2011 September 4, 2011
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J: Holy shit Mr. Rogers! I love you man. No gay shit!
Mr. Rogers: Nice to see that the kids give me appreciation. Oh pardon me...one of my wives just called me...
Mr. Rogers answers the phone
J(thinking to himself): Mr. Rogers is my hero
Mr. Rogers: Nice to see that the kids give me appreciation. Oh pardon me...one of my wives just called me...
Mr. Rogers answers the phone
J(thinking to himself): Mr. Rogers is my hero
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 13, 2012
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Who it that robert over there
by Thrgycy March 21, 2017
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