Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

Retarded butterfly

When You go to wipe yourself but you piss a little on your hand or arm.

Rikki: Dude I accidently peed a little on my hand!

Twiggy: Eww you, retarded butterflyed all over yourself! Dont touch me!

by Rikkijk February 18, 2011

Retarded Urban Dictionary editors

The reason why your definition is not published onto Urban Dictionary

1 new message!

Urban Dictionary - Travelin' Band was not published

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

Are you kidding me!?!?! WTF!? Another one??? Why are Retarded Urban Dictionary editors taking over Urban Dictionary? I am also hearing stories from my friends complaining about how their definitions are rejected.

by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011

Politically Retarded

Someone who only believes what their political party says and won’t believe anything else despite how common sense it might be.

Mary thinks that all men don’t have penises because some famous liberal told her so. When a biologist tried telling her what science says, she screamed. Mary is politically retarded.

by Kingsmith3 July 17, 2020

monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com

I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!

by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006

Gone Full Retard

The act of getting so drunk that you may well be mistaken for someone with learning dificulties or motor neurone disease.

Look at that pisshead, looks like he has gone full retard.

by Phinton May 25, 2009

Retard

an ignorant dumb ass arrogant fuck who thinks they are cool and smart but are neither (most people on earth)

not to be confused with a person born with a mental defect or who has a defect due to some sort of blunt trauma who are in fact,cool

Bill Clinton is a retard because he doesn't know what is means.

by smokey March 21, 2007