picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.

Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.

by Juselsm January 13, 2012

pretty-picking

to pick the best looking

Guy 1: Hey, lets go looking for some girls.
Guy 2: I aint going to chose, i ain’t pretty-picking for no hoe. I'm always picking hoes.
Guy 1: Come on man, it'll be fine.

by JustTrey January 22, 2023

Pick up

For an addict to resume using alcohol or other drugs , after a prolonged period of abstinence .

“Whatever you do, don’t pick up; but if you feel like you must, pick up the phone and call me!”

by GlenHood76 January 09, 2019

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

Pick Her Ring

A man who hooks up with a woman who is already taken by another man, with no regard for the couples relationship.

When her husband left for work the Pick Her Ring went to their house and made his move on the wife.

by McSliz February 03, 2016

Phantom Pick Syndrome

Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.

"I feel like i have a hair pick in my afro, must be Phantom Pick Syndrome."

by blamebreadmaker July 29, 2024

Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach

Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad

by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024