Cyborg Nigga Penis

The term you use when you dont know what to do with your life and you waste your time making this dumb definition. Mostly used by Martin Luther King Jr. , this is to represent your dumb and over appreciated wife/ friend.

"Mrs. Obama was my Cyborg Nigga Penis"

by Cyborg White Person Penis January 29, 2020

Chill you're penis

A light hearted request for an anxious dude to calm down

You big G! Why are you throwing tins of pineapple chunks at the neighbours pet racoons! Chill you're penis big G!

by BIG GEOFFERS August 31, 2020

Zach's penis

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.

I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!

by Godofreeee December 10, 2021

baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman

Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis

by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005

Penisata

A piñata that’s shaped like a penis - great fun at hen do's, even better at Divorce parties

“Hey Cheryl – look she’s got a massive penisata”
“Yeah, Joyce, what’s a hen party without thrashing a giant cock”

by The Pinata Pimp. March 8, 2011

Penis Teeth

Penis Teeth is a group of fellows whom have all gathered in a community to speak about penis teeth and togetherness.

Hey dude you should join Penis Teeth!

by Luciloot January 27, 2018

Small Penis Syndrome

Personality syndrome identified by low self esteem in association with a disproportionately small penis. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the provocation of others in argument in an effort to boost the Small Penis Syndrome (SPS) sufferer's low self esteem. SPS is easily identifiable among owners of monster trucks and forum trolls. SPS sufferers often associate themselves with the American Quarter Horse (AQH) in a paradoxical display of horse penis envy. There is no known cure for SPS, however, ignoring those afflicted with the syndrome will make them go away.

Just ignore the troll. He has Small Penis Syndrome and is just attempting to boost his self esteem by provoking others.

by Mushroom Webster March 2, 2010