pee-asco

A peeing fiasco - in other words, a situation in which one is simply unable to urinate, despite several efforts, because of a number of possible reasons, including but not limited to:
1. A boisterous neighbour in the neighbouring cubicle talking about his weenis.
2. Your friends cheering you in the toilet, "Go pee! pee! pee!"
3. A really really tall guy in the next cubicle.
4. The professor who taught you adaptive wiener filters coming into the toilet just as you try to let yourself go.
5. Someone washing their hands in the toilet sink and flicking you with water, yelling "pee hands!"

I'm waiting for you to leave before I pee, or I'll end up with a pee-asco.

by pandagaaru March 5, 2011

First Pee

The very first time you wake up in the middle of the night to pee.

I'll take my contacts out at first pee.

by KapinKrunch December 30, 2011

pee stream

A stream of warm urine excreted from ones genitals.

Guy1: Man did you hear about R Kelly squirting a pee stream on his girlfriend? Guy2: I sure did. I gotta try that. Guy1: Man that's nasty and it didn't go good for him after that.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

Pee Trap

Slang for vagina or the pipe under the sink shaped like a "p"

That girl's pee trap smells funny!

by TheGuLP February 25, 2019

Pee Rat

A rat that is or smells like pee also a username of a person who plays among us , usually described as a dumb smelly bitch and often told to “Shit the fuck up Pee Rat you’re so annoying” which must hurt

Pee Rat is and exquisite being but they are really annoying

by Piss Vermin November 4, 2020

Tea peeing

When you cum inside the vagina and it goes into a teacup

Whoa I just cumed in her and it landed in her teacup. That was a good tea peeing

by Ihaveheese December 31, 2016

pee bob

Another word for penis.

I'm a lesbian, I don't like pee bobs!

by Anne C and Lori J June 11, 2008