epic fail noob

A person who epic fails, especially in computer fighting games.

i.e. I was playing Halo 3 on XBOX with a mate of mine. i have an energy sword, and he just has a lame old pistol. i lunge at him, point ****ing blank, but epically miss. he just whips me once with his pistol, and pwns me in one hit. This, therefore, makes me an epic fail noob.

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 6, 2009

half past noon

Just another way of saying 12:30 PM. 1230 hours in military time.

Person 1: I'll meet you at 10 o' clock.
Person 2: How about later? Around half past noon?
Person 1: That's fine, see you at 12:30 then!

by Bowly Bowl July 19, 2014

noobzorbs

Super noobish zombies according to some guy who lives in Marlboro.

Wow, they are such noobzorbs!

by Chewyyyoo August 11, 2010

ramen noodles

A kind of cheap noodle what is made by boiling and adding the included powdered flavoring package. Typically eaten by college students.

I am going to get a hundred packs of ramen noodles cuz they are so cheap.

by megamucus September 28, 2009

Paintball Noob

A person that's new to Paintball.

Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.

Hey do you see that guy over there?

Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.

Or

Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!

by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009

crotch noodge

a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)

Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.

(Also, a twat noodge)

"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."

by slothymcgee February 14, 2008

Soggy Noodle

A tepid and dull individual, feigning disinterest in order to conceal a lack of verve.

After multiple failed attempts at loosening Sally up, the gentleman halted his efforts and deemed her a soggy noodle.

by MoonBeamFrog April 25, 2011