Mixologist

A master bartender. Also, Mixologist is "The ultimate drink recipe and bartending app" for the iPhone.

Only a true mixologist knows how to pour my favorite cocktail.

by Oregon87 August 10, 2009

California Muffin Mixer

A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.

I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!

by EggBeater62 December 18, 2011

Mixed Feelings

Blake

Blake has Mixed Feelings about his wife.

by Jeremy Edoink The 3rd June 5, 2019

mixed signals

Traffic-control devices dat light up all weird --- i.e., randomly flash and/or have several conflicting colors/symbols invalidly illuminate at once --- may be malfunctioning thus because da people operating/maintaining said contraptions have "had a few too many" in da way of screwdrivers and highballs.

A bartender can be equally confused/frustrated as a bewildered motorist at a malfunctioning traffic-light if a patron at his pub sends mixed signals --- i.e., voices conflicting instructions on how he wants his drink prepared --- as well.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

Cement Mixer

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer

If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.

by m0rph3us October 13, 2004

mixshits

a twist on the original fandom name, 'mixers' are fans of perrie, leigh-anne, jesy & jade from the british girl group, little mix.

'mixshits' derives from mixers who are pieces of shit... they are "little mix fans" that prefer the group as a trio for some reason

if they have ot3 in their twitter bios, they're a mixshit

mixshit: omg jesy blackfish, little mix are better without her

baddie: that's your opinion, but if that's true, why haven't they gotten a single number 1 hit since her departure

mixshit: (weird mixshits noises)

by betweenAsa February 24, 2022

Mixwell

A company that makes stuff for DJ's.
See:www.mixwellusa.com

not needed

by some dude August 1, 2003