Maria

The most chill person ever and so super fucking love able even when you go to high school football games and talk to her and hangout for a while and get to have the chance to love her as a friend and she would never intend to be rude at all to you 😫

Maria is the roses of life

Maria is the love able rose ever

by B3njamin September 29, 2017

Margot

Margot is by far the sweetest, kindest, gentlest person I know. She has the biggest heart and makes you feel like the most important person on earth. She is beautiful. She has a natural beauty that no amount of makeup could touch, and her happiness and kindness makes her the most radiant person ever. She is hardworking, devoted and loyal. She will never let you down. She is funny and has a great sense of humor when you get to know her. She gives the best gifts and advice, and is respectful and never judgemental. She is super smart, too, but doesn't brag or show off. She has great sportsmanship and is good at everything. She us strong, and caring and everything amazing. She us extremely supportive and loving, and everyone should have a Margot in their life.

"Who is the best person I know? Well, is that even a real question? It's Margot, of course!"
"She makes me proud, that Margot. She is perfect."

by CaymendRedor December 17, 2018

Maryland

A little bit of everywhere else, plus an ass ton of Old Bay seasoning.

Maryland is the only place where you can purchase Old Bay flavored potato chips.

by mandarinmarie September 19, 2005

Samantha Markle

A person who refuses to own their own behavior and will blame everything on someone else, most likely a famous estranged relative.
Originates from the envious older estranged half sister of The Duchess of Sussex whose book tanked (because of Meghan) and who was found to be a professional Twitter troll and a founding member of a hate group dedicated to targeting Meghan Markle (claiming hacked over a dozen times without ever offering any proof)

I saw you do it! I heard you say it! What do you mean it wasn’t you? You’re such a Samantha Markle!

by SlicingAnApple January 3, 2023

Land a Marlin

If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!

When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.

by B. H. McNultey December 31, 2007

Marjorie Taylor Greene

A psychotic member of Congress that's basically a shining example on the new Republican party; the fringe right-winged bottom of the barrel lumped with the QAnon cult.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is dangerous embarrassment that needs to be expelled

by Soul_Driver January 29, 2021

Mario RPG

the best video game ever.

person 1: I love mario RPG
person 2: it's better than sex

by Tom Perry May 17, 2006