algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Monster Fucking

usually performed in the Month of October when Halloween Mask are readily available. You and your partner engage in sexual intercourse while wearing these Monster Masks.

What are you doing tonight?

Frank and I are going to be "Monster Fucking" after we Trick or Treat.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

z monster

To be over fatigued, or drowsy...

I gotta get some sleep,That z monster is kicking my ass!

by Shedevil925 July 26, 2008

Monster Energy Drink

Monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.

Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!

*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*

OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333

by Ilkadizzzzuhl October 17, 2008

Penis Monster

A Monster who chases small children around, grabbing and/or molesting little "weiners." Usually ends with jail time and/or new boyfriend named bubba from cell 19.

"The Penis Monster down the street wants my cock and balls."

by Little bobby February 23, 2005

loch ness monster

A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)

"Babe, call the news...i've spotted the loch ness monster swimming in our toilet..."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009

Manterrupting

One of many sexist "man-" words feminists use to discredit anything a male says or does.

Feminist: Women still only make 73% percent of what-
Man: Let me stop you right there, I'm leaving
Feminist: OH MY GOD STOP MANTERRUPTING ME YOU SHITLORD??? WOMEN SHOULD NEVER BE INTERRUPTED.

by SpanktheMonky October 1, 2016