Minnesota

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.

Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.

by Jay May 29, 2005

Minnesota

Canada junior. People here have a cross between a midwestersn hick accent and a Canadian accent. Minnesota sucks.

Watch MADE in mtv with the comedian girl from Minnesota and you'll hear what I'm talking about.

by minnesotaisballs April 21, 2006

minnetonkan

someone that is from the not-so-great state of Minnesota. They can be found in their natural habitat wearing minnetonkan moccasins, north face fleece, and think that crocs are an acceptable form of footwear. WRONGO!

Looks can be deceiving with these creatures, although they almost appear to be humans (kind of like avatars, without the super powers), do not be fooled... they are not humans.
They are made completely out of goo, not out of normal human making supplies like livers, or lungs or anything, just goo.

Minnetonkans also struggle with the English language.

Example of minnetonkan speech: Please hand me my bag (which they pronounce beeehg).

by humansrus March 29, 2010

mannequin

Another meaning for looking/dressing, "fly", "fresh", etc. Due to the fact that all Mannequins are fitted with the freshest gear out there!!! Not one Mannequin on display ever looks like trash.

Yo kid!! That fit is oh so Mannequin!! All the females gonna be jockin!!

by LEXINGTON FROM CALI December 17, 2007

bedside manner

Refers to how well the doctor or nurse interacts with a reclining patient and makes him feel comfortable, reassured, and welcome at the hospital.

Extra points on a doctor/nurse's bedside manner if he/she is willing to actually climb in bed with the patient for a little while to soothe him and keep him company... snuggles/massages are usually expected; sex is optional but often gladly welcomed by the patient, who likely will then recommend the hospital to his friends for anytime they feel a need for "medical attention" themselves... a great way to keep the hospital-beds filled!! This "cuddles in exchange for praising the hospital" deal is a similar idea to a waiter/waitress's providing exemplary service to a diner-patron in hopes that said patron will give the staffperson a generous tip.

by QuacksO May 3, 2018

minnesota

1. State that should be Canada because the accents are the same, it's just as cold, and the people are nicer in Canada.

2. There's only two seasons. NO...not summer and winter. Winter and spring. 80 degrees is not hot, people. But -30 is cold.

3. State where snowmobiles are more often present in parking lots than cars.

4. "Oh ya, you betcha" is often heard coming out of the mouth of a Minnesotan.

1. "Oh, hey, Ike, you see the hockey game?"
"Sure, did, them silly Canadians...huh. Didja go deer huntin'?"
"Oh ya...hey Ike...I'm from Canada."
"Are ya?"
"Oh, sure, I say 'eh'."

2. "Damn it's HOT!"said the Minnesotan in his state.
"Heeeelllpp...." moaned the Minnesotan when visiting Missouri in July.

"Hey, look, snow! The weather says it's gonna snow 4 feet! And it's gonna be -25!"
"Awesome! Let's go fishing!"

3. "Jack, can you give me a ride to school?"
"Sure, bring your own helmet."

4. "You see the Vikings game?"
"Oh ya, you betcha! Vikings doing great!"

by Daniyelli December 14, 2008

Minnesota

the worst state ever. even considering alabama & thosesurrounding states' incestuous nasty-ness. too cold. winter for 7 months & 5 months of summer. no spring, no fall. you're either freezing or boiling. it sucks here. there aren't even 10 lakes, let alone 10,000. i think they're counting puddles. the accents are horrible. it's soda, not pop. LEARN HOW TO TALK!!!!!!!!!!!! F*** this shit. this state is terrible. & full of racist hick-wannabes.

person 1- wanna go to minnesota?
person 2- hell friggin no you asshole. i'd rather die 5 times & go to hell.

by shewolf13 June 13, 2011