minnetonkan

someone that is from the not-so-great state of Minnesota. They can be found in their natural habitat wearing minnetonkan moccasins, north face fleece, and think that crocs are an acceptable form of footwear. WRONGO!

Looks can be deceiving with these creatures, although they almost appear to be humans (kind of like avatars, without the super powers), do not be fooled... they are not humans.
They are made completely out of goo, not out of normal human making supplies like livers, or lungs or anything, just goo.

Minnetonkans also struggle with the English language.

Example of minnetonkan speech: Please hand me my bag (which they pronounce beeehg).

by humansrus March 29, 2010

lake minnetonka

Where Prince goes to purify himself.

"Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka

by HiltonAC September 25, 2006

Lake Minnetonka

1. A Minnesota lake
2. The body of water in which Prince's character 'The Kid' (motion picture Purple Rain) states that purification occurs.

While boating in a small northern Minnesota lake, in Perham, Shane fell into the water. Mary exclaimed, "Shane with isn't Lake Minnetonka!"

by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010

Minnetonka high school

A very prestigious high school that has focused students that love their drinking and sex every weekend.

I went to Minnetonka high school.

by Dancingswan June 24, 2011

Minnetonka high school

Minnetonka high school was founded in 1952 and quickly became the best Minneapolis suburb public school. We are skippers; smart, kind, innovative, polite, popular, excellent, and sophisticated. Not only do we have a coffee shop in our school, we also bought iPads for students and teachers. Plus we have the best theatre in the area. So Edina can suck it and stuff their faces with cake....cake eaters.

Edina may have cake but we have the lake!

Minnetonka High school is superior to all; Potkins, E.D.I.N.A., and the Trojans

by RaggedyAnn October 14, 2012

Minnetonka

Western suburb of Minneapolis, MN of approximately 50,000 residents. The high school is notorious for being conservative, disrespectful, filthy rich and, of course, almost completely caucasian. Although some of this is true, it is no worse than the majority of the nearby suburbs, especially Wayzata.

Minnetonka's state champ football team is the best team money can buy.

by Skipper December 25, 2004

Minnetonka Muskie Lunge

sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.

Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.

by Geo X. November 19, 2007