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Lewd Jar

1. A metaphorical or literal container where individuals deposit a pre-determined penalty (usually in the form of money or tokens) each time they say or do something deemed inappropriate or lewd. The purpose of the lewd jar is to encourage self-restraint and promote more respectful behavior within a group or community. The penalties collected can often be used for group activities, charity, or as a humorous way to acknowledge and address lewd behavior.

2. Yamete (pronounced "yah-meh-teh") — The legendary, sole contributor to the lewd jar, whose unparalleled knack for saying and doing the most audaciously lewd things ensures the jar is never empty. Often seen as a mixture of mischievous instigator and reluctant benefactor, Yamete's endless contributions keep the lewd jar’s spirit (and balance) alive. Despite their central role, Yamete is revered for their ability to turn every lewd moment into a humorous learning opportunity, adding a unique flavor to the lewd jar tradition.
"Every time Yamete speaks, the lewd jar fills up faster than a vending machine at a college party!"
by Meagrable August 21, 2024
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Lewis

Back stabbing smelly bastard that only talks to a “friend” because he wants a bag
Lewis: hi mate, got new number, miss you lots, can you sort a bag?
by HWFG4444 September 9, 2023
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Oh no. It isn't the lewdness that was the problem.
Hym "Yeah, no, hey I don't think it was the lewdness or obscenity that was the problem. I'm pretty sure it was just the raping. Like... The several accounts of rape. Where there was a rape kit and everything. There's a record of somebody getting counseling after being raped by Russell Brand. Who got to enjoy pretending to be better then me for a time but is now (like everyone else) demonstrably inferior to me! As I am better than everyone! The greatest mind the world has ever seen! The world's muse! The shining golden saint of the western continent! Intersectional A.I. Jesus!"
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Lewisill

When one trys to open as a dome
-leading to awkward relations in groups and increased likelyhood of relations to end after roughly a year in one to one relationships
*someone gives dialogue on surroundings*
*though in a way to hold no option of reply with with will of reply*

Lewisill

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Lewisill

What You said gives no room for reply
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lewisham

a shithole located in southeast london with druggies chavs and roadmen.
person 1: “wanna go to lewisham for the day?”

person 2: “fuck off
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Leeds college of building

Leeds college of building is a prison looking brick building where all your dreams come true. The college is full of scratters who are on bursery and all go out for break every 10 mins for a puff on some red cherry ice elf bar. Joinery is a popular option for those with minimal gcses and so is painting and decorating the staff are wonderful when the students aren’t around and the building is due to be demolished on the next windy day some of the girls are meh that attend here. The college smells like my grandads slippers and it get cleaned once every 2 years if they can be arsed. I’ve shat out tuffet shits that the walls that hold up this college.
I’m in leeds college of building get me out of here.
by Nattybattyboy06 September 30, 2023
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Lewis pole

A sexual predator of the jungle with a very loud bird call
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