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Reverse knuckle shuffle

Masturbating with one’s hand inverted as opposed to the conventional way of holding your penis that makes it feel different than normal like someone else is jerking you off.
Joe wanted an away game, so he gave himself a reverse knuckle shuffle.

Two-Knuckle Punch 

Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.
Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.

Doodie knuckle 

Poo stuck in crevices on the knuckle of your finger
I fingered my girlfriends butt and got doodie knuckle
Doodie knuckle by TexasAcehole March 9, 2020

White knuckled the bed sheets 

clinching the sheets as tight as possible for fear of your life
When asked if I had anything sweet, I knew the only thing I had was my cheeks; therefor I white knuckled the bed sheets in preparation for what I knew was about to happen.

Toe knuckle 

The bones in the toe
Don't crack your toe knuckles

Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle 

Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.