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Scum Kid 

An individual or group that is associated with one or all of the following activities: noise rock, veganism, doc martins, heroin, David Lynch, rock-a-billy, ear spacers, star tattoos, hemp products, horn rim glasses, free verse poetry, gender studies, Nihilism, French Existintialism, Lucky Strike's, Schlitz beer, Ancient Age whisky.

*All of these activites are indicator of a Scum Kid, but are not bad in and of themselves.
God it reeks of cheap whisky and body odor. Why are we at a party where everyone looks like a prepubecent boy, even the girls, and Wolf Eyes is the background music? This is total a Scum Kid festival! ROCK!
Scum Kid by belac82 July 23, 2009
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A small child or a teenager who's balls haven't dropped yet. These kids have very high pitched voices, yell alot and agitate everybody wearing a mic. They usualy hear them playing Call of Duty, (not Halo 3 cause every kid on that game have high pitched voices), Gears of War and Nazi Zombies that fall into it's own category(this is where the 'M' in 'M Kids' comes from, the games they play). They are as annoying as kids who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.
M Kid: I just got the PPSH!
Annoyed kid: Dude I don't give a shit
M Kid: It's such a great gun against zombies!
Annoyed kid: Shut up
M Kid: Ooo I just shot his arms off then I knifed him!
Annoyed kid: Shut Up!
M Kid: I sent you a friend invite to you!
Annoyed kid: I don't give a shit what you did!
M Kid by Annoyed Kid 3227 November 25, 2009
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Cool Kid Town 

Noun; Place

An area of a town Where Teens under the term Cool Kid hang out and tend to frequently play racquetball.
Person 1: " Hey you wanna play racquetball with the new kid?"
Person 2: "Nah, He's not cool enough for Cool Kid Town"
Cool Kid Town by Mr.Tango August 15, 2010

kitchen kid 

in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.
Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"
kitchen kid by lintybusiness December 28, 2011

Poor Kid's Wii 

Watching music videos online and trying to dance along with the moves.
I spent all night YouTubing Michael Jackson videos to play Poor Kid's Wii.
Poor Kid's Wii by darthslater February 18, 2012

sketch kid

Kids, generally teenagers or young adults ages 14-24, who go to raves every weekend and rely on apple stores to use WiFi. Instead of getting a job or going to school, they walk around downtown areas for hours everyday looking for other sketch kids, as they usually do not have minutes, if they even have a phone. Sketch girls do not own even a single tube of lipstick because they go into Sephora to do their makeup for free. Although sketch kids are generally always broke, they seem to always have money for drugs and alcohol. Also although they have homes they sleep on the second floor of McDonalds.
1.
Guy 1: Those are total sketch kids
Guy 2: Who? The kids wearing kandi and taking selfies on the computers in Apple?
Guy 1: Oh them too, I meant the ones sleeping in McDonalds.
sketch kid by creaktumblr November 4, 2014

Skull Kid 

A character who first appeared in the legend of zelda Ocarina of time and is the main villain of the legend of zelda: Majora's mask. They are a whole "Species". The "Main" skull kid also appears with a diffrent look in twilight princess.
"Skull kids are kids who are lost in the lost woods for too long"
Skull Kid by SkullKiddo March 27, 2015