Jacob Jetton

1) A hopeless romantic

2) A friendly dude

3) Throws great parties

4) Brings everyone together

5) qwerty, Also meaning, a computer geek, and loving it!

1) Also quotes Shakespeare

2) Jacob Jetton: "Hey guys!"

3) Jacob Jetton: "Bonfire, anyone?"

4) Jacob Jetton: "Want to hang out?"

Everyone: "Woo!"

5) Likes to work on anyones computer

by pseudoscript April 3, 2010

jacob black

-The annoying werewolf from the Twilight series that refuses to understand that Vampires are better.
- Incessantly in love with Bella Swan, (Who is in fact in love with Edward Cullen

"Do you y'know, kiss him?" " Yes" "ewww" -Jacob Black
Conversation between Jacob and Bella before she "stabs" him:) GO BELLA!

by Frinklez September 26, 2007

Jacob Sartorious

A boy who hasn't hit puberty yet

Sister 1: OMG JACOB SARTORIOUS FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Sister 2: ...

by HelpMehPls July 31, 2016

Jacob

Claims to be going through puberty yet doesn’t have voice cracks and has the same voice

Jacob: I had a wet dream last night!

Me: sure you did

by DurpDot April 13, 2020

Jacob

He is gay but acts straight. He is also an immature, kindless bitch.

I would never go out with jacob

by Blah-Blah Black Bee May 26, 2020

Jacob Sartorius

A person who gets loads of hate from everyone for just being himself and spreading love and doing music, his own thing! He gets told to go kill himself a lot from judgmental people. Really lovable once you get to know him, sensitive, strong and handsome!

Jacob Sartorius is the next Justin Beiber!

by mandolinforever June 6, 2019

Jacob Clifford

Just a worse version of Adam Pinkerton

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Jacob Clifford
Intellectual: Yeah, isn't he just a bad version of Adam Pinkerton, who is so cool he doesn't even need a YouTube channel?

by AHSIntellectual February 23, 2020