Italian Scrub

To take a shower between sexual encounters with two different partners in the same day that do not know about each other. No soap is used during an Italian Scrub, so as not to alert the second partner.

After banging that stank-ass Rachel, Benjamin had an Italian Scrub and went over to Whitney's with a ticket to Poundtown.

by brasstroubadour April 2, 2015

Italian backwash

The act of ejaculating on your partner and then getting some wet or dry pasta and smearing it with your penis

Vito said he's going to get Marcella an Italian Backwash

by Aydyn February 26, 2017

Hairy Italian

When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.

"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."

by Duckydicko August 25, 2021

italian chocolate freezie

The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"

"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"

"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."

by acedude69 May 17, 2014

fat italian man

fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen

the fat italian man is fat

by RRREEEEEEEEEEE January 3, 2022

Italian

A nationality that was made up by the government to promote communism.

Person1:Hey did you know that Joe is part Italian.
Person2:Remember Italian's aren't real.
person1:Oh yea.

by The All-knowing Bug. May 23, 2022

The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023