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jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house
jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn
jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn
by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022
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are you a weeb/anime watcher? are you a normal member in this abnormal community?
Yes? then... you've probably discover an unholy part of this community..
The Body Pillow Community
Out of all the dating options... A Girl, A Boy, A Cardboard box, A DOG... you chose a body pillow
are you really into pillows made out of cotton? do you love fucking pillows? are you Pillowsexual? are you an Objectophile?
The Lolicons (pedophiles)
They are basically the spirit animals of EDP, they love when a child with big eyes is either bare naked or is wearing a bikini.
EW, JUST EW. why do they exist?
The hentai Community
Y'know? they deserve a separate section, so I'll simplify the meaning:
Basically, they masturbate over a anime-styled sex comic, some of them hate the ugly bastard genre cause it resembles them
I have no quotes for this one, so wait for the "separate section"
So if you were in one of these communities... go outside, shower for once, and watch the sun (not directly)
I don't really give a single fuck about the Hentai community, still go outside.
and if you're a lolicon, please go inside a solitary confinement.
are you a weeb/anime watcher? are you a normal member in this abnormal community?
Yes? then... you've probably discover an unholy part of this community..
The Body Pillow Community
Out of all the dating options... A Girl, A Boy, A Cardboard box, A DOG... you chose a body pillow
are you really into pillows made out of cotton? do you love fucking pillows? are you Pillowsexual? are you an Objectophile?
The Lolicons (pedophiles)
They are basically the spirit animals of EDP, they love when a child with big eyes is either bare naked or is wearing a bikini.
EW, JUST EW. why do they exist?
The hentai Community
Y'know? they deserve a separate section, so I'll simplify the meaning:
Basically, they masturbate over a anime-styled sex comic, some of them hate the ugly bastard genre cause it resembles them
I have no quotes for this one, so wait for the "separate section"
So if you were in one of these communities... go outside, shower for once, and watch the sun (not directly)
I don't really give a single fuck about the Hentai community, still go outside.
and if you're a lolicon, please go inside a solitary confinement.
Excuses of The Horny three of the anime community
"I don't need a gf" yes, you don't need one, but there's one thing you really need... it's Therapy.
ya see this quote? It's the most common excuse those "people" use to cuddle a softbody solid object.
"But, shesh 8000 years old" What if you, a 35 year old fat bitch, met the child looking "8000 year old" magical girl, and then kissed in public, that sorry excuse ain't gonna save your ass from the 2000V Chair.
"she's a goddess"
"But she's legal" You REALLY like Jail, You want to stick your weewee into a child's spot cause she's "Legal".
"I don't need a gf" yes, you don't need one, but there's one thing you really need... it's Therapy.
ya see this quote? It's the most common excuse those "people" use to cuddle a softbody solid object.
"But, shesh 8000 years old" What if you, a 35 year old fat bitch, met the child looking "8000 year old" magical girl, and then kissed in public, that sorry excuse ain't gonna save your ass from the 2000V Chair.
"she's a goddess"
"But she's legal" You REALLY like Jail, You want to stick your weewee into a child's spot cause she's "Legal".
by Lictionary August 21, 2022
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Lures her prey in with the promise of home-cooked meals but ends up bringing home KFC like that scene in Talladega Night.
Lures her prey in with the promise of home-cooked meals but ends up bringing home KFC like that scene in Talladega Night.
"Holy shit, that 400 lbs KFC Harpy is drawing in that fat guy with the allure of her greasy thighs."
"What do you mean? She doesn't even have any chicken on her."
"I'm talking about her fucking legs."
"What do you mean? She doesn't even have any chicken on her."
"I'm talking about her fucking legs."
by Szayelaparro October 3, 2022
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by Perii October 14, 2022
Get the Battle Horny mug.A small mammal about 5ft in height. It has a very round head and dodgy hair cut. Normally found to be supporting a bad football team. Has tendencies to lie, like a lot, he's like pinocchio but nothing grows ever! It also likes to bully Aaqil with bad jokes. When laughing he sounds like he's hyperventilating.
Person 1: "omg I think I just saw a Harold Hoppy-kins!"
Person 2: "How did you know?"
Person 1: "He asked what book he should buy Aaqil. As usual no one answered and gave af. He then went to say Aaqil a mockingbird. And started doing his hyperventilating laughing"
Person 2: "That definitely sounds like a Harold Hoppy-kins"
Person 2: "How did you know?"
Person 1: "He asked what book he should buy Aaqil. As usual no one answered and gave af. He then went to say Aaqil a mockingbird. And started doing his hyperventilating laughing"
Person 2: "That definitely sounds like a Harold Hoppy-kins"
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