Hanger

The turd that’s stuck between sphincters. Wipe, wipe, wipe again, and what’s the use?

Someone grab me another roll of buttwipe, I’ve got a nasty hanger in here. It’s like wiping a marker.

by Ashketchummmmmm June 28, 2019

Hangers

Saggy balls

I prefer to wear briefs than boxers cus I have hangers and it gets really uncomfortable

by momomakesdo April 23, 2019

hanger

Hanger (pronounced hæŋgɚ): anger born of hunger

see also:
Hangry

The hanger of the peasants lead to the French Revolution.

by namerealpseudonym September 2, 2019

Handle

Hispanic slang for picking up a girl/boy

"Aye Pablo go Handle at Ashley she loook fineee"

by ActSippa September 12, 2019

Handle

Just like somebody who's not straight shouldn't be trying to set everyone else straight, someone who has enough trouble controlling their own actions and handling themself doesn't need to trying to handle other people.

The girl wanted to look like the one who could handle anything and anyone to the world even though some people had seen her lack of control over quite a few of her own actions in life.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Hagglenormia

A mental disorder associated with the pricing of items deemed to be too expensive,where the person suffering from this disorder attempts to reduce the cost of the item by changing the bar code of the item.Apparently the item does not have to be actually needed,but it is the act of the deception is what is needed to relax the person suffering from this not well known disorder.

If you are not in agreeance with the pricing of things,you may be suffering from hagglenormia.

by Doctor ploptus November 23, 2019

HANFLEBAHS

HANFLEBAHS is a cuss word. It’s what you text your friend. It means that you or your friend is very nervous, possibly because their crush is texting them, or it can mean that you’re basically flipping someone off, it just hurts more...

Origin: HANFLEBAHS is a word that my friend accidentally made during a failed keyboard smash.
USE HANFLEBAHS WISELY.

friend: AHHHHH! MY CRUSH IS SNAPPING ME!
you: HANFLEBAHS!
friend: hanflebahs :(

AGEIQHGKABFOWHFOEHOW
HANFLEBAHS!
or
person: you look stoopid.
you: you look like a hanflebah.
person: HANFLEBAHS!
you: han.
fle.
bash.
boom.

by oops, i did it again December 25, 2019