Two Hand Ham Twister

The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.

"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"

by Slangslammer9000 October 12, 2019

Glaze the ham

The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"

Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.

by Alexisstupid June 19, 2011

Fan-Ham

When a guy wears a Speedo/Swimming briefs (otherwise known as Banana Hammock) to the beach, while wearing a Fanny pack to cover his package.

Abbreviated name for this is a "Fan-Ham"

The term was coined by Dan Collins.

Fan-Ham

by thinkev November 23, 2009

Canned Ham

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.

I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.

by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014

sucking ham

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, my mom walked in when I was with Jenny, I was sucking ham when she saw us."

by ohohooho August 18, 2010

nippon ham fighters

baseball team based in Sapporo.
they played in Tokyo until last year.

they have the name that many people tend to laugh at.

by 5150 August 1, 2004

august ham

A Watermelon.

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.

by Crosse8 February 19, 2004