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holding the long stick

Whoever holds the long stick is undoubtedly gay, if their name is Sean and they hold the long stick their levels of gay increase x100 fold.
Sean is holding the long stick and he can’t let go it is a ride he will stay on his whole life.
by Shernmerstern September 28, 2023
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Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry
Most commonly used as “pub talk”
“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
by Dr Chef June 26, 2020
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Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022
mugGet the Hold the Broccoli, Bromug.

Hold the ramen

"Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.

It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.
Bruh yesterday me and my girl held the ramen hold the ramen
by Ramenslut September 25, 2017
mugGet the Hold the ramenmug.

hold it

when saying bye to someone in person or on the phone
“aight i’ll talk to you later yeah? hold it”
“okay i’m cutting yard, hold it”
by riverloco December 3, 2021
mugGet the hold itmug.

Shot hold

The act of a male holding in his ejaculation during orgasm.
Dude instead of pulling out I shot holded my cum. Best feeling ever.
by God Brothers December 24, 2021
mugGet the Shot holdmug.

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