resume holder

n. an individual who posts achievements on their vehicle in the form of bumper stickers. Not just one or two, but several stickers/decals commemorating one event just incase the alarming amount of colorful hallmarks goes unnoticed because the masses need to know what this exciting mortal is capable of and what they have achieved.

*Holy shit, did you know Gay Gary was a Marine?
-No way, not that resume holder!

by kool keith nfi September 26, 2007

holding patern

To wait, no action or movement.

Q: Hey, what's going on with your promotion?
A: I don't know, I'm in a holding patern.

by leadthrower September 1, 2006

Holdaas

Mis-spelling of the term "Holdass," which is a synonym of "Grab-Ass", as in to flirt excessively with somebody or to literally perform the action of grabbing a girl's gluteus maximus.

It is also a Norgwegian last name, but in this case it is pronounced "Hold-Aus" as in "AUStralia".

Mark: Hey Kate, do you know Madde Holdaas? Yeah haha I sure would hate to have her last name!

Kate: Yeah that is so funny!

Madde: "You know, there's a reason I have this name, Mark ;)"

Kate: Stop playing Holdaas, you two!

by Diego del Oeste March 29, 2010

Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010

Holderkak

Someone should be named this if they like to hold a mans penis. Hold-er-kak (hold yer kak). He or she will hold your cock for you.

wow, i don't want my cock held by a man, get out of here you holderkak!

by Negrosuck January 6, 2011

holdtard

1. n. A person who stops a conversation on a conference call when they put the call on hold and their hold music stops any one else from talking.

"How many times have we told that holdtard not to put us on hold in a conference call?"

by ichyban October 26, 2012

holding on to the glory days

When an older guy who is balding is trying to feel for his hair which no longer exists to fix it.

"Dude did you see Uncle Jim at the wedding last night?"
"Yeah!, he was totally holding on to the glory days!"
"Totally"

by blackmomtryingtosupportafamily July 20, 2014