German Hole

noun - of or pertaining to the asshole

"put it in her german hole"

by germanholer April 15, 2005

German Genitalia

When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache

Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

German Oven

With connection to the dutch oven, the German oven has a similar principle, yet the main diference is the gas that is released into the 'oven'.

As history tell us the German oven will contain Zyklon B an will therefore kill the fellow occupant of the bed.

A brutal joke with dark consequences, but it is German after all.

Adolf: Come into ze bed my pretty *releases German Oven*

Anne: Okay, mein Fürher

*Anne gets in bed and begins to choke and slowly suffocates while Adolf watches on in admiration*

by greavsie458 March 19, 2011

pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007

German Blow Job

When a guy gives another guy a blow job while rubbing his Hitler mustache up against his balls.

Why do you have cum on your mouth? Were you giving out free German Blow Jobs again?

by PS4 Pro is awesome March 14, 2008

German

an opportunity for anyone who is fond or neutral of Germany to say 'LYK OMG, TEH GEMANS ARN'T NAZI'S, THAT WAS LIKE YEARS AGO, NOW THEY RECYCLE AND SHIT!!!!' and rag on the french instead, don't get me wrong, the germans are okay (with the exception of that asshole from scooter)

"Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH!"
Btw Fetus Bomber, they wern't forced to be Nazi's, Germany was at that time a democracy, so the Nazi party was voted (by a wide margin) into power

by Jesus, what name can I use? October 6, 2008

German's bombed Pearl Harbor

Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?

Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.

by KodiakMamaBear March 9, 2005