On God

When you are sirius about something

random ass nigga: You a pussy ass bitch
You: On god, I'm gunna beat your ass

by SuperTigerYT July 10, 2018

god

A creature of great power and rules...stuff. There are many of these beings in liturature and other fiction.

God? Which one? Buddah? Zeus?

by Choo-Choo McGrew September 16, 2006

god

The exception to all absolutes.

To provide an example would be contrary to my definition for God.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

god

In Anglo-American Mythology: an entity which has traditionally been male but is more likely female. A mechanism for self defense against disgust - ex 'Oh, GOD!'. A person who is the father of a carpenter. At one time in history, Bill Gates.

God kills a kitten everytime you masturbate.

God doesn't discriminate. She hates mormons and morons alike.

by Scarlett May 13, 2003

god

A supernatural, female entity often mistaken by major religions as being male.

Let us thank God for all which She has bestowed upon us. In the name of the Mother, the Daughter and the Holy Spirit. Ah-women.

by tu sabes quien soy August 17, 2009

god

god supposedly created us and everything in the universe.

if god is truly all loving and merciful he must not be perfect. for example god can't be every where at the same time. the history of civilization has for the most part been the march of time knee deep in blood and killed humans. god could have had to go to another part of the universe to start a new science project and leave this one. or maybe to fight evil or some other shit that was of grave importance. however god tunes in to planet earth from time to time and does give us some nice things like the music of mozart, bossa nova music and dance, me:mo and other idm/alpha wave music artists, nice days with puffy white clouds in the sky, dusk and dawn,pictures and videos of foreign naked, LEGAL young women on met-art(et al) to jerk off to, and the like.

by emotional_invalid January 27, 2009

god

Multiple Choice Time!!

a) nonexistant
b) all-powerful madman who answers to no one and runs the universe
c) very weak being who exists but may or may not have any power at all
d) extremely bored deity who made humanity and is now ignoring it
e) just, forgiving, wise, peaceful, perfect ruler of the universe and savior of humankind
*f) all of the above*

various forms of god:
a) i'm atheistic
b) i'm anti-religion
c) i'm a satanist
d) i'm agnostic
e) i'm a christian
*f) i'm confused*

by ConflictedChica-ShockingHuh? April 25, 2009