French Garden McFisty

Whereby a person inserts their fist up a woman's ass after repeated close fisted punches to the anus. The effect is complete when the arm is inserted up to the elbow (lube optional, but appreciated). The free arm can be utilized to implement a donkey punch or a DELUX French Garden McFisty (when the off arm is inserted in a piston-like manner)

Some bitch at the music store talked back to me, so I punched her in the ass till I gave her a French Garden McFisty. She still wouldn't shut up so I donkey punched her.

by kyjohnson318 August 11, 2009

Trife Gardener

Someone who is always hoin' it

Dude my roommate is like the trife gardener. He eats all my food and he always hoes it.

by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011

Garden Of Eden

If expecting a hairy surface or object, and you are instead met with a clean, well cut area. This area can be described as the garden of eden due to its unexpected well kept nature.

A girls vaginal region, Garden of eden

by redwingsisinlove May 10, 2011

Gardetto’s

A “Original” recipe since 1932 that tastes like ass. It’s a disgusting taste of pretzel that deserves nothing in money.

You like Gardetto’s? It’s a disgusting taste of pretzel that deserves nothing in money. You fat ass fuck die in fucking hell, man-whore.

by AliAandMayo December 24, 2018

sauce gardner

A fucking god tier cornerback in the NFL. Played for the Cincinnati Bearcats. No touchdowns was allowed in his collegiate carrer.

P1: did u see sauce gardner last night?
P2: he is a fucking god

by seb671 December 11, 2022

GARDEN STATE

the shittest state in these untied states.
some people call it home. i call it america's shit hole.

Garden State is americas shit hole and there is nothing u can do about it.

by Bearded Abe March 19, 2005

touche en garde!

to touch people or surfaces with confidence against infectious germs

Prepare yourself with "touche en garde!".

by Holland Bach June 23, 2009