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German BS

A paper to be turned in with no practical substance related to the assigned topic.
Sally had no idea what photosynthesis was, so instead she decided to German BS her paper and turned in a fictional narrative about an angry fire breathing squirrel bent on destruction.
by Fauferno February 27, 2009
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Germa

A common nickname for anyone with the name Gemma.
P1: Hey Germa!
P2: That is not my name! It's Gemma!
by germa88 May 23, 2009
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Geomaxxing

The act of traveling to a different country or area to improve your quality of life, standard of living, lower your cost of living, and increase your sexual market value in the dating market.

Originally referred to as SEAmaxxing (SEA stands for South East Asia), Geomaxxing is a term which originated on incel forums as a solution for Incels to escape inceldom. The concept of geomaxxing has started to gain popularity outside of the incelsphere and has even developed it's own subculture on the website and forum geomaxxing.com . Another failed website and forum called geomax.me briefly existed but was poorly run and quickly over run by African Americans and Pajeets looking to find white women.
Ever since Alex Brown heard about Geomaxxing he decided to move to Japan and finally get a girlfriend.
by KingOfKyiv October 13, 2022
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German Hole

by germanholer April 15, 2005
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German Genitalia

When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache
Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia
by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
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German Oven

With connection to the dutch oven, the German oven has a similar principle, yet the main diference is the gas that is released into the 'oven'.

As history tell us the German oven will contain Zyklon B an will therefore kill the fellow occupant of the bed.

A brutal joke with dark consequences, but it is German after all.
Adolf: Come into ze bed my pretty *releases German Oven*

Anne: Okay, mein Fürher

*Anne gets in bed and begins to choke and slowly suffocates while Adolf watches on in admiration*
by greavsie458 March 19, 2011
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pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.
Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.
by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007
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