A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)
by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017
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Billy : man dats sayin a lot cuz German chicken is pretty good man
Billy : man dats sayin a lot cuz German chicken is pretty good man
by Fat bill November 30, 2017
Get the German chicken mug.Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?
Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017
Get the German Microwave mug.Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.
by Pikajew14 May 9, 2018
Get the german spoon mug.The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks
by Rennfeild February 25, 2017
Get the german potato mug.a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017
Get the German Math Teacher mug.An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
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