girl gardener

An unfunny, smallminded euphemism for a lesbian used mostly by "men" unable to relate to women in a normal way.
A woman who tends lady gardens, ploughs the furrow manually, enjoys the fruit of the bush, prefers melons to plums, etc.

I once asked out a female horticulturalist, but she turned out to be a girl gardener.

by Nexie December 24, 2006

garden of good and evil

the private parts of a guy fun for kicking.

"she got me...right in the garden of good and evil"

by Nate March 20, 2004

Garden City

A very rich town on Long Island. Very rarely will you see anyone of a darker color walking the streets. The schools are so high class and all the kids are super rich. The kids where clothing like Lilly Pultizer and Raplh Lauren. They all live in big houses and drive amazing cars. They also party HARD

dude 1: Did u go to that party in garden city yetserday
dude 2: yeah i got so wasted

by GCLOVER1188 March 20, 2013

Avante Garde

A tired old cliche used by people who think they're exotic and cutting edge.

"I would classify my art as very Avante Garde"
"You mean Pretentious."

by AnotherDrumMachine April 21, 2016

guardian angel

A sober friend that watches over you and doesn't leave you alone when your completely drunk and/or high

Guy #1: Yo you want to bend an elbow?
Guy #2: Nah I'm straight...I'm Skylar's guardian angel.
Guy #1: Oh true haha...she's messed up.

by skylarweston November 26, 2013

Guardians of the Flame

A sweet ass, kick ass fantasy series, writen by Joel Rosenberg. The first book, The Sleeping Dragon, starts it off. Any fantasy fan should read it, it rules.

Damn, I can't believe that he died. But, hell, Walter's still around in Guardians of the Flame, so it won't be as bad.

by Shakal November 21, 2003

guardaroo

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?

The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.

by Flix December 8, 2009