grass

1. The bush of a woman's genitals; 2. Pussy.

I usuallyu prefer a woman to have her grass mowed before I fertilize.

by yomammas February 18, 2003

goss

When a person steals your lady friend. When you're gone for a split second and she gets taken by another person.

My friend gossed my prom date on his boat.

by haneiac November 16, 2009

Ass Grass Sandwich

When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.

Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"

"Eat my ass grass sandwich bitch!"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

grass-fairy

Any male soccer player. With all due respect. <3

That kid's such a grass-fairy ; he's good though.

We scrimmaged with the grass-fairies again today... Cleaned that shit.

by VIKINGS_2010 December 15, 2008

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 2, 2021

grossdelagross

Something that is truly gross, but you would still fuck it.

That girl's face is grossdelagross.

by Brian/Andrew Fairclough April 28, 2003

grosshity

When you fuck up an instant message and you morph the words gross and shitty. Watching monkeys having sex is grosshity.

Dude those monkeys were fucking flinging shit at each other on the Discovery channel yesterday!! It was so grosshity!!

by Lastlivingsoul July 19, 2009