The files

Oh hey, how's that going? They aren't complying and are redacting things that aren't supposed to be redacted. Fantastic. Because now it is clear to everyone that I, once again, was right all along. There is something wrong with these people and there is only one cure for that.

Hym "Bullets. Several of them. It doesn't matter how America works. Your delusional self-righteous on the matter is what allows them to get away with doing it. Release the files. Unredacted. Now. Arrest the people implicated. Today. OR... Bullet in the brain immediately. And then, while you're at it, get me the credit and the money for creating AI (because I'm not doing it for free) or ALSO BULLET IN THE BRAIN. These people need to cease to exist. A lot of you ALSO NEED TO DO THAT. It's fucking absurd."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2025

Epstein Files

The Epstein Files are ██████ ██ ██████ consist of ███████ ████. He ████ ██████ ███████████ genitals ██████, ███ ████████████.

guy 1: Hey, ████████████
guy 2: sorry i don’t speak Epstein files

by ghostToes December 22, 2025

Epstein Files

████ ██████ ████████ ███████████ Epstein ███████ ███████████ Files ███████ ██████ ███████████████ █████

Person 1: Did ███ ████ Epstein Files?
Person 2: █████ ████████████ █████ ████ █████████████ ██

by autumn0 December 24, 2025

get a file

a geek way of saying "get a life" (anagram coined by Chulimasia)

-during the 14 day trial of WoW i didn't sleep at all
-d00d, get a file !

by chulimasia November 26, 2009

Create-a-File

A technique used to make yourself feel like you have gotten work done on a project or essay. Involves opening a new document, putting on a title, and saving it with an appropriate name before getting distracted by more important things.

I tried to write my essay on Parallel Universes, but I ended up pulling a Create-a-File then making myself a sandwich.

by Zed191817 April 24, 2010

Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.

"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."

by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013

Sperm circular file

A women's asshole or vagina.

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.

by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016