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farting threshold

n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.
Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon
by vicviod March 15, 2015
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Pp fart

When a guy spells like bbq sauce
Damn this pp fart is really tender and juicy
by Vondervaur December 4, 2020
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Gangsta Fart

When the release of your gas is so satisfying, you can’t help but say “Uhhh”; similar to Master P’s grunts during his most prominent tracks.
“Uhhh”, I exclaimed as, I straight gangsta farted.
by Kardeum June 20, 2018
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Fart wax

Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.
The fart wax lingered in the air long after he farted in the shower.
by Gassy Girl April 24, 2018
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fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011
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beer farts

the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart
jason: Man, i just killed a rose bush with that beer fart!
by z man March 10, 2005
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fart trail

Following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.
Tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his ass in another room, but he didn't wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. He came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.
by socialvirus June 29, 2006
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