FarmCrack

The popular highly addictive game on Facebook, that results in gifts of virtual animals and crops and pisses off non-FarmVille users because FarmVille users spam news feeds.

See also: EverCrack

Due to an addiction to FarmCrack, millions of people neglect real responsibilities - like eating or homework.

by NUMBER4940s January 4, 2010

farmtard

Someone who is obsessed with the Facebook game, Farmville and constantly annoying others with requests to help him with his farm.

"Can you believe this guy has been playing Farmville for 10 hours? What a farmtard."

by Drazilyob February 4, 2010

farmville guru

one who has little knowledge of agricultural farming, yet owns everybody in farmville on facebook.

eddie is the consummate farmville guru.

by countrybumkin555 May 13, 2010

farmville raped

When someone sends hunderd of farmville request that you have to go through and delete because you don't want to play but don't want to see the number of request anymore.

Man it took me 8 hours to delete all my farmville request your mom really farmville raped me.

by zachwarhawk December 13, 2010

farmer's bet

A bet where no wager is made. Originated within the Ukrainian farming community in northern Alberta who were well known for their penny-pinching ways.

Michael: I think it's going to rain.
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!

by chillywilly69 July 19, 2012

farmer's handshake

1) A substantial handful (noun)

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"

by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013

farmoody

Being really upset and taking it out on other people.

Is everything Ok? You're being farmoody today!

by Just5503 January 7, 2018