emilie

Emilie is big. And i'm not talking about a little thick, im talking about an extremely large person. I'm not sure its healthy anymore because she takes up so much capacity it is crazy. She makes things shake. I don't know how to tell her but on top of being large she has a very large amount of chromosomes. If you have an emilie be nice to her because her autism cant take any mean behaviors. Emilies are challenged.

emilie is fat

emilie is big
emilie has infinite cromeizones

emilie is making earthquakes

emilie is troubled
emilie is not okay
emilie is challenged

by emilie hater May 12, 2025

Emil

English:
A little fat, angry and screaming guy. He has an angry little blue “teddy bear”.

Norwegian/norsk:
Ein litt tjukk, sint og skrikete gut. Han har ein liten sint blå bamse.

I hear a scream, Emil must have lost a game.
Eg høyrer eit skrik, Emil må ha tapt eit spel.

by Bob Kåre Jensen May 30, 2025

Emilia

A nice girl from the center of Zurich who will brighten your day by just smiling at you. If you say you have been to Zurich, she will be surprised or intrigued by local officials. She also never heard of the bendy pen trick (or whatever it is called) and her reaction will be that of a 2-year-old when you take their nose (Probably hasn't heard of that one). Also beware, do not under any circumstances mispronounce a German Word or she will brutally get her friend, the Soft Creature, to drag you across the floor of the Gymnasium into an abandoned locker. If you are with her then you are the luckiest basterd alive.

(PS: I really wish we got to know each other but I hope for you is the best)

Person: Danke Schoon?
Emilia: No no It's Danke Schön!!!!!, Please Soft Creature, Kill him.
Soft Creature: Hehehe

by AGuyFromBelize June 5, 2025

Emiel

A “fit motherfucker”, like also physically fit, who loves playing and flirting around and is confident enough to do so. He isn’t pushy, but is giving off vibes that he’s into you, and you don’t mind. You’ve probably thought about being thrown around in the bedroom by him, but wasn’t just so sure how kinky he is. He may be even quite vanilla, it’s difficult to read. But you wouldn’t mind finding out

She just got Emieled

by Emieled July 2, 2025

Emil

To masturbate in the shower only using your fantasy.

The last two days we didn’t have any internet, so I had to do an Emil!

by sknh July 30, 2025

Emil

A guy who likes his little blue teddybear/elephant and fries

Emil likes Motten

by Bob Kåre Jensen August 8, 2025

Fascist Emailer

A graduate of Wittenberg University, circa 1989, also known as Joe TV, Parrot, Amoeba, The Shocker, and Shockobot.

When Fascist Emailer distributed another one of his insane diatribes, we laughed and said "Oh, that Shockobot."

by Aggrandizer November 12, 2007