Skip to main content
Home
Add a Definition
UrbanDictionary.store
Blog
Advertise
User Settings
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
Definitions by sknh
Emil
Share definition
Flag
To
masturbate
in the shower
only using your
fantasy
.
The last
two days
we didn’t have any
internet
, so I had to do an Emil!
Emil
by
sknh
July 30, 2025
0
0
Get merch
Shuffle