Douche Bag

Is a person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.

What a stupid Douche Bag, he has no clue what he is talking about

by Pabstman June 18, 2005

douchebag

The name of the guy dating the girl of your dreams.

Can you believe Laura is seeing that guy?!! What a douchebag.

by christopher5000 May 2, 2007

douche fuck

1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.

Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!

by Bonus April 19, 2005

Douche Bag Cunt

1)A Bitchy Vagina Cleaner
2)good word to use when your shitfaced

Shutup, you fucking douche bag cunt

by Toadz August 27, 2006

douche-rocket

One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.

d00d, she's a total douche-rocket.

by idgaflol December 5, 2007

Douche Bag

A completely self-absorbed tool who is completely oblivious to just how much they really suck. There are several varieties of Douche Bags, all equally deserving of being sodomized with a jack hammer. Some potential identifiers include:

Shitty trucks lifted excessively, often covered in stickers of random "bro-brands," often blasting mainstream rap music

Wearing flip-flops everywhere, even when it's 20 degrees outside

Brightly colored polo shirts (bonus points with a popped collar) usually with some hippy necklace, or a cross even though they only use religion to socialize with pseudochristian bimbos.

Wearing wifebeaters in public, sunglasses at night, stupid baseball caps with the sticker still on it, and excessively using the word bro.

Also Included: Most business majors and people with tribal tattoos.

Everyone knew John was a douche bag as soon as he rolled up in his lifted truck blasting lil wayne, parked halfway on the curb, and got out with a case of keystone light.

If that douche bag quotes family guy one more time, I'm going to use a power sander to wipe that stupid grin of his face.

by CoalitionAgainstDouchebaggery July 20, 2010

Douche Dragon

1.Someone who is MORE than just a douche.

2. The massive evil dragon in How To Train Your Dragon, that eats the little dragons when they don't bring him food.

Man- "Make me food woman!"

Woman- "MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD YOU DOUCHE DRAGON!"

by 9greer9 December 7, 2010