Byler depression 

The depression of most byler shippers. Byler is the ship of Mike Wheeler and Will Byers in the show Stranger Things. You get the depression when someone says Mileven is real, or byler will never happen. We all know it will.

Omg! I just saw some byler edits and I have byler depression now.

Byler depression by Byler shipper July 22, 2018

Dick depression 

When a female or male, goes a lengthy time without dick and starts to feel depressed without it.

I have such bad dick depression, it's not funny. I can't do this anymore

Dick depression by Lovely definitions December 1, 2018

Summer depression 

The strong desire to not leave your house in summer. Even though the weather would be good to do outside activities or hang out with your friends

It is often seen through summer vacation

Not to be confused with winter depression

Person 1: Oh have you seen her outside these days?

Person 2: No, I think she might have summer depression

Summer depression by Godlyaura February 10, 2019

vsco depression

When scrolling through VSCO makes you feel the need for an amazing boyfriend who loves you VSCO boyfriend and a best friend to do cute shit with together. When you lack these things it makes you depressed

Damn, VSCO depression really hits me hard.
I know man, me too. I had to delete the app.

vsco depression by Whatever in the mornin April 22, 2019

Fake Depression 

Fake Depression is commonly used in online games. The best way to spot someone faking Depression is them Having a sad face on their avatar or just acting depressed. You can see they say "They want to die" and "I have no friends" or "I slit my wrists" or some emo stuff. Yet, they're playing with 7 of their friends. (Out of 9,000). God I hate seeing fake depression. Don't you? It's sad because depression is a really serious mental illness. Don't fake it, please.

Emo Kid: AUGHHH I WANNA DIE SO BADLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND IM TREATED LIKE CRAP!
Another player: Bottom dollar he has fake depression!

Emo Kid: NO IM REALLY DEPRESSED I HAVE NO FRIENDS BOOHOO
Emo kids friend 1: Sup nerds
Emo kids friend 2: Greetin earthlings
Emo kids friend 3: Numa Numa hey there
Emo kids friend 4: Greetings, inferior ones.
Emo kids friend 5: Hi.
Emo Kid: what the fu-

Fake Depression by The Dictionary Urban June 25, 2020

Nut Depression 

The feeling of general sadness for about 5 minutes after you ejaculate

"Damn bro, I got nut depression after masturbating with my HOMIES last night!"

Nut Depression by gayfuckboy2039 July 10, 2020

Male depression 

something that males have that nobody cares about

male: I have depression (male depression)

Society: nobody cares

Male depression by XxSaZe_SunxX July 24, 2020