December 18

If you were born on this day you have a huge dick or your Pussy gets rlly wet during sex.

Damn that bitch I fucked last night was a December 18th

by Fusion academy October 16, 2019

DECEMBER 10

December 10 is National hoe day. Grab your crush by the ass and BE THE BIGGEST HOE YOUD LIKE! also if you were born December 10 then you are BEST PERSON ON THE EARTH! If you have a friend who’s born on this day keep them because they are FUNNY, THE BEST, TRUSTWORTHY, PRETTY, ETC!!

Boy #1: Isn’t she so pretty
Girl #1: SHES ALSO HILARIOUS and trustworthy

The December 10 gurl comes over and grabs the #1 boy

Boy #1: LUCKY ME 😩🤤

by Spongebob Patrick November 2, 2019

December 16th

When the best people that have a 10000000 inch dick are born.

“My birthday is December 16th”

“OH SO YOU HAVE A BIG ASS DICK”

by Burnt Beans On Cheesy Toast October 29, 2019

December 23

today is the best day ever bc its national go up to the people who r poopoo and say big L to u bc u r poopoo

shinkequa: hey karen since its december 23 big L to u bc u r poopoo
karen: bruh

by KoolaideGirl1 December 21, 2019

december 1

a terrible day, for your parents. a disappointment was born on that day.

hey what day is it?
december 1

fuck.

by DOLANXBABES October 16, 2019

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

December 17th

The day that you can nut anywhere and on or in anything without being judged.

Guy "can I nut inside you?"
Girl "sure, its December 17th you know."

by Ceejayspencer October 27, 2019