urban calgary cowboy

Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .

Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.

Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

Minnesota Cowboy Up

When a cowboy let's his horse ride him.

On a lonely summer's night, Tom lost his virginity Minnesota Cowboy Up.

by Sew Donym February 20, 2020

Deseret cowboy

A wanna be cowboy that participates in lane rider activities. Rides for the big D brand

That Deseret cowboy doesn’t have the sense god gave a billy goat

by Cowpuncher69 July 8, 2025

cowboy nap

Where a cowboy lays down on his back, puts his hat over his face and whatever happens, happens.

How about we have a cowboy nap, just us eight?

by cowboynapbandit October 29, 2017

cowboy slant

Fuck u

I ate a cowboy slant

by Jumbomunch1 February 14, 2018

cowboy butts drive me nuts

A statement one would make if they are attracted to cowboys with nice butts.

Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"

by 19dorama73 January 25, 2024

Dallas cowboys

Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.

“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”

by bobmarley0021 October 21, 2018