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fresh cut roses

What you call the smell of your own farts. Because to you, that's what they really smell like!
Oh yeah, that fart I just did smells like fresh cut roses. Freshly squeezed too!
by LonePooper February 4, 2018
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some cut

a yung...ill holla at u later...im bout to get some cut from this girl
by the finest May 19, 2004
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fresh cut grass

a clean shaved cunt or pussy(virgin).
guy 1: the girl im dating is a virgin...
guy 2: hey! look at the bright side, thats fresh cut grass you got there!
by Kandyman January 23, 2008
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buzz cut

A head sheared all over with a clipper to a length of 1/2 to one inch.
Damn it's hot. I'm getting a buzz cut for the summer.
by Tom Sr. November 5, 2005
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crew cut

a hairdo buzzed close to the scalp. Also called a G.I. or buzz cut.
Variations include the '50s flattop.
He had head lice so often as a kid that he just kept the crew cut done his mom started.
by jaklumen September 5, 2003
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Russian-Dutch Cut

A circumcision which involves slitting the foreskin from top to bottom. It is than pealed back, wrapped around and re-stitched at the top forming a loop. Upon reaching manhood, a woman's long hair can be threaded through the hole, thus enhancing sexual pleasure. It does require additional cleaning but is an acceptable alternative to the barbaric practice of cutting the foreskin completely off a newborn who is unable to make the choice.
Did you see his penis? He got a Russian-Dutch Cut. That must drive the chicks crazy! That was most thoughtful of his parents!
by Graves G January 17, 2009
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Monkey Cut

The elementary school practice of, rather than "cutting" (or skipping) someone in line, taking the spot behind him, thereby allowing you to save time in the line while not inconveniencing the person already in line. However, this has the side effect of
confusing and angering everyone else in the line. It is unknown who thought this would ever be a good idea, or who gave anyone the power to let people skip everyone behind them.
"Hey, can I cut you?"
"WHAT?"
"No, sorry, I meant skip."
"Why'd you say cut?"
"I thought...whatever. Can I skip you?"
"No! I've earned my space in this line. I've been here for 30 minutes."
"Cmooooon"
"ugh. Look. You can monkey cut me. But you're gonna piss everyone else off."
"Sweet"
by ChanDan March 26, 2013
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