Flattop

A good man that was too complicated and took it to the head fucking any vag with legs open. And then caught the hero on thed and the lip!!!

Hey that's Do Flattop. He's bumpy on the dick from soars but it gives it texture for my big muffcrusty puffcrusty vag

by Anal Ho Dumbass March 17, 2021

Flattop Shawty

(1) A charismatic guy with a magnetic personality and hightop fade who loves the 90s Hip Hop/R&B Era. Flattop Shawty can be seen around campus listening to music on a Sony Walkman. Flattop Shawty also loves drawing comics, watching anime and spending time with his group of friends. Flattop Shawty also producers music. He has an all girl r&B group called Flattop and His Shawtys'. Besides his aforementioned hobbies, Flattop Shawty has super powers and saves the world from evil.

Yo did you see Flattop Shawty at Livi Circle yesterday?
Yeah his Flattop looks wicked!!!

by fff May 22, 2018

Lemon twist your Flattop

There are two examples of this saying.

1. getting your wig pushed back
2. Getting SUPER turnt REAL FAST

1. Imma Lemon twist your flattop

2. Man get ready to Lemon twist your flattop tonight at this party.

by MrCatlord June 13, 2016

Flat Top Betty

A woman with short hair.

Also a song by Paisley Wilde

That woman there is a Flat Top Betty!

by Paisley Wilde June 9, 2011

Flat Top

An act committed by a dominant gay male, or a top, whereby he sneaks his hot dog in-between your buns by planking on your back; fully erect.

The flat top is considered to be one of the most daring and skillful planking maneuvers, as well as one of the most demeaning gay sex acts.

Guy 1: "I passed out drunk on the yard last night while taking a piss, and Chris took pictures planking on my back naked. On an unrelated note - Jagermeister really makes your asshole hurt in the morning."

Guy 2: "Dude... I saw the pics on Facebook.... you got Flat Topped. The national sexual assault hotline is 1-800-656-HOPE."

by winningmormon October 28, 2014

Flattypancakes

Female ass as flat as a pancake

Minnie walks around town and as she walks a bunch of guys look iat her from behind and references how she has no booty. Just an ass that is as flat as a pancake. Minnie is known as FlattyPancakes

by Cheekymonkey27 July 22, 2016

flat top

a hairstyle worn by psychobillies, short on the sides with the top styled upwards and trimmed so that it is flat, hence the name 'flat top'.

"cool,cool,cool flat top yeah" lyrics by horrorpops.

My boyfriend Gareth would love a flat top but his hair's too curly lol

by strawberrycherry November 2, 2008