Covid-19

The worst god dam thing in 2020 that has killed over 1 million people

Fuck Covid-19, it god dam sucks

by God dam it February 1, 2021

Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.

Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.

by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021

COVID-19

(1) Urban Dictionary
killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf

(2) Oxford Learner's Dictionary
(also Covid-19)
noun
BrE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
AmE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/ /ˌkoʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/

a disease caused by a coronavirus that was first reported in 2019 and became a pandemic

Etymology: from the letters and numbers in ‘corona virus disease 2019’

(1) I will infect you with the COVID-19
(2) Symptoms of Covid-19 can include fever, cough and shortness of breath.

by DigitaleLexikographie September 29, 2022

Covidated

People who got infected with Covid.

Joe's family just got covidated.

by Shazzaam January 10, 2021

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

COVID-21

A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.

"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"

by LikeXD31 March 12, 2021

Covid kilos

Any weight, either physical or mental, gained during 2020.

I need to shred the covid kilos.

by Rufus Gristle February 20, 2021