Cat-chop

A part of cat which is fully cooked and ready to be served. Normally served only to cool Chinese boy.

"Hongjie loves Cat-chop and eats it everyday."

by MrCatsoup December 9, 2016

cat on the grill

A delicious Southern delicacy. Usually served roasted like eva, especially during bisexual bridal showers.

I got the cat on the grill, see

by J-Smoove December 2, 2011

cat macro

(Also lolcat.) A picture of a cat doing something seemingly-innocuous, with words photoshopped over the picture. Probably an offshoot of the orly owl.

"I see what you did there", "oh, hi, I upgraded your ram", and "aggressive cat is aggressive/defensive cat is defensive" are three popular cat macros.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 11, 2007

Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022

Cat Swinging Re-Re

1) One who swings cats by the tail.

2) The pinnacle of impossibly stupid.

That Keanu Reeves is one cat swinging re-re.

by Eric Walker April 28, 2003

cat on the bed

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.

"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"

by myk January 28, 2005

Cat Duck

Cat Duck gives not a fck.
Coded comical term indicating lack of interest.

An ex-wife approaches you for more child support money.
You would reply "Cat Duck".

by SankDawg June 27, 2009