The black mower

Where you meet up with a stranger online, and you shove anal beeds up her arse, & then rip start them out, like a mower & then proceed to steal her electronic goods while she’s bleeding from the arse.

Hey terry, should’ve seen it I gave this bitch the black mower last night, was so funny, you should’ve seen it!

by Tuddzwun March 31, 2020

Black Cracker

A black person, although black on the outside has the personality and appearance of a white person.

Ho Ho, Ding Dong, Robert Williams.

by Ryan March 21, 2005

black velveteen

A beautiful black girl.

Melissa Ford is a black velveteen.

by MisUsed April 5, 2007

black dog

melancholia, depression

He had a major case of black dog.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2009

Black Irish

Some Irish person mistakenly believed to be decended from Spanish Armada Sailors, or Barbary pirates (Sack of Baltimore). More likely decended from Mesolithic Basque people (genetic markers give high indication). Term is used in America but mostly unheard of in Ireland.

Black Irish

by jbirdjbird February 18, 2009

Kodak Black

A haitian rapper born June 11, 1997 that came out as a "project baby" and is now making the best music in the entire world.

Kodak Black is the real MVP.

by [e-mail] January 7, 2018

Rebecca Black

Rebecca Black is a teenager who has an important decision on either kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat. loves the day Friday, as shown on her music video "Friday". when she wakes up gotta have her cereal. she's in a rush and has to go to the bus stop. and makes her life important decision on either kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat, which there is only one seat available in the back so that already show's her intelligence. and then show's her excitement because its Friday. then decides to give us all a calender reading lesson singing:
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards"
and then you would get so aggravated at this dumb ass music video that you would stop and just think "what the fuck"

Rebecca Black: it's friday, friday, friday...
you: just shut the fuck up

by fuckyouandyourcouchtwat.tumblr March 30, 2011